Children Shows

I have realized, now that I am a teenager, that kids t.v. are really really really weird. This is not because I am almost 17 and find something dirty in most of them, but because looking back at the shows I used to watch and shows that are on now, they have many problems. Some are even creepy.

There are shows that have grown adults on them. I am not saying that they are creepy for that reason, they are creepy because they are talking right into the camera. For example, shows like Blues Clues. And how they ask the audience a question, then they say "I cant here you!!!" and your response is, "duh. I am nowhere where near you and there is a big screen between us." And nobody shouts out the answers. For that reason and for another. Being that the kids feel stupid for screamng at the t.v. They also see no point in this.

I found alot of shows that I can complain (so to speak) about.

Dora The Explorer: First, Dora is the worst explorer ever. She needs to find the banana tree. Well look behind you. It's right there. How can you not see it? That goes to why is she walking in a straight line. The tree is behind her, that line is going to make you go forward, the wrong way. Why is she even on the trail? Be a real explorer, cut through the damn field. And the times she goes to grandmas house. Why does her grandma live so far away? Where are her parents and why are they letting her go on these dangerous missions? My opinion is that Dora is in the wrong business. She has a talking monkey, map, backpack, and she can even capture the talking fox. She can make so much more money off of them than being an explorer.

Spongbob Squarepants: This show is just filled with dirty innuendos. First there is the KRUSTY KRAB. And everyone is just waiting for the writers to admit that Patrick and Spongebob are way too close friends.

Now there are new shows that I don't even know what there called. But passing through them I think to myself. "WTF Mate?" They are so weird, and I doubt the teach children anything anymore. I miss the good shows that used to play. Shows that were actually AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!